This is the cover of the current supermarket tab Globe, which takes the Hollywood death trend to a whole new level. No, to a whole new galaxy:
Could dying be any better for a stagnant celebrity career right now? Globe's "leading age expert" "Dr. Lillian Glass" says Britney, Lindsay, and MJ could be goners in 5 years or less. But Liz Taylor, George W. Bush, and, incredibly, Nicole Richie, will be with us for decades more. Makes me wonder what the natural next step would be. Maybe a cover that screams: BRITNEY -- DIE! DIE! DIE!?
* My designer stylist homegirl Nina spotted this cover first at the Malibu Vons -- fittingly -- and Rena K. helped me with the image.